Southern Counterfeiter

A big-city counterfeiter decided the best place to pass off his phony $18 bills would be in some small, hick Texas town. So, he packed his bags and off he went.

When he arrived in a small Texas town, the counterfeiter entered a store and handed one of the bogus bills to the man behind the counter.

"Can you change this for me, please?" he asked.

The store clerk looked at the $18 bill for a short time, then smiled and replied, "I reckon so, mister. Do ya want 2 nines or 3 sixes?"