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Tuesday, November 25, 2025

Speak Up

At the beginning of my shift, I treated an elderly woman who was experiencing difficulty breathing. I placed a stethoscope on the elderly - and slightly deaf -female patient's anterior chest wall.

"Big breaths," I instructed.

 "Yes, they used to be," remorsed the patient

- contributed by Sandra from Macon, GA

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