Quick Dentist

On vacation, a woman and her husband had to make an emergency visit to a dentist.

"I want a tooth pulled," the woman demanded. "And don’t bother with the Novocain either, because we’re really in a hurry. Just take out the tooth and we’ll be on our way."

The dentist was impressed. "You’re certainly a very brave woman! Which tooth is it?"

The woman pushed her husband forward. "Show him your tooth, dear."