Missing Hearing Aid

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning.

Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel’s ear.

She said, "Mabel, did you know you’ve got a suppository in your left ear?"

"I have? A suppository?" She pulled it out and stared at it.

Then she said: "Ethel, I’m glad you saw this thing. "Now I think I know where my hearing aid is."