Pharmacy Questions

Fred, age 85, and Mabel, age 79, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the home they pass a drugstore. Fred suggests that they go in.

He addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers: "Yes."

Fred: "Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Fred: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Fred: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Fred: "Medicine for memory?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."

Fred: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Fred: "What about sugar diabetes. We both got bad cases."

Pharmacist: "Oh, but of course. You name it, with that condition, and we have the works."

Fred:"You have loose bladder and gas pills?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, there are lots of those with plenty of generics."

Fred: "Perfect! We'd like to register here for our wedding gifts."