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There are a lot of funny things that happen when talking about or learning about God. Here you'll find daily clean jokes about the Bible, Christianity, ministers, priests, Sunday School, biblical characters and more, every day!

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Today's Joke About religion

Tuesday, March 3, 2026

Plumbing Problems

Because I couldn't unplug the toilet with a plunger, I had to dismantle the entire fixture, no small feat for a non-plumber.

Jammed inside the drain was a brown rubber dinosaur, which belonged to my five-year-old son.

I painstakingly got all the toilet parts together again, the tank filled, and I flushed it. However, it didn't work much better than before! As I pondered what to do next, my son walked into the bathroom.

I pointed to the purple dinosaur I had just dislodged and told him that the toilet still wasn't working.

"Did you get the green one, too?" he asked.

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