Clean Jokes About Religion

There are a lot of funny things that happen when talking about or learning about God. Here you'll find daily clean jokes about the Bible, Christianity, ministers, priests, Sunday School, biblical characters and more, every day!

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Today's Joke About religion

Friday, June 20, 2025

Dear God

from the Kids

Dear God...

  • Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have? -Amy
  • Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother. -Larry
  • If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes. -Mickey
  • I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it. -Nan
  • In church they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation? -Jane
  • Are You really invisible or is it just a trick? -Lucy
  • Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house? -Anita
  • Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? -Norma
  • Who draws the lines around the countries? -Jan
  • I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? -Neil
  • Thank you for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. -Joyce

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