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Today's Joke About religion

Saturday, April 4, 2026

Death Row

Three prisoners are on death row. The night of their execution they are asked what they wish to have for their last meal.

The first asks for lobster, which he is served and then taken away.

The second requests a Filet Mignon, which he is served and also taken away.

The last requests a plate of strawberries.

The warden is surprised and replies "STRAWBERRIES?"

"Yes," replies the inmate, "strawberries."

"But they are out of season!" responds the warden.

"That's OK. I'll wait...."

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